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~Hello & Welcome to my blog~

My name is Emily Jones, I am a well known photographer among all industries. I offer photo shoots and portraits at a low price. Feel free to visit me~!

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[Open to all verses]

[Open for relationships]

[Send me things if I don't reply I'm working, but I WILL get back to you]

loverofmythology:

isn’t this was the guru said to aang, in exact words?

pacibaby:

silenthillsweetie:

obnoxious-fallen-angel:

dontyou-heichoume:

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

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That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

389,556

Dear God

I want hug every single one of you

internet hugs for everyone

533,180 this makes me sad

kids threw fucking rocks at me yes i was bullied

548,455 yh. I was bullied for being half blind

badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

I’m your little bear, and you’re my big bear.

1. Post a picture of u?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

8. How often do you listen to music?
24/7 I wake up and fall asleep listening to music. Hell I even work listening to it.

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Sometimes, but I am usually a very emotional person.

optimysticals:

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.

1. Post a picture of u?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

yayh:

1. Crazy
2. I’d marry you
3. I’d date you
4. Sarcastic
5. I miss you
6. I’d kiss you
7. Beautiful
8. Smart
9. Imaginative
10. Random
11. Jerk
12. Funny
13. Awesome
14. Amazing
15. Tough
16. Cute
17. I’d hit you with a bus
18. I love you
19. Weird
20. Friends forever
21. Marry me
22. You’re mine
23. I never want to lose you

😳😳?

askaspookyskeleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

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themultifandomdorks said: Keira was reading in the living room lazily looking about every so often. She noticed her older sister walk in the room. "Oh. Hey em." She said

themultifandomdorks:

that-one-all-american-girl:

themultifandomdorks:

that-one-all-american-girl:

themultifandomdorks:

that-one-all-american-girl:

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that-one-all-american-girl:

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that-one-all-american-girl:

Emily yawned as she walked to the kitchen,”Sup?”

Keira went back to her book trying to keep calm. She didnt want to hurt anyone if she didnt have to.

The guy got carried out and she shook her head and talked to the agent and nodded as she was handed her money and she rolled her eyes,” Let’s get outta here before anything else happens”

Keira nodded and they left. She sighed softly. “I am sorry.. I kind lost it a bit…”

She shook her head,” No it’s not your fault he harassed the photographer before me and they never did anything and he thought he’d get away with that. Needless to say I broke his career and his face. He can’t sue either because they have cameras in the room so he will get in trouble for his crap” She rubbed Kieras’ shoulder as she drove.

She sighed. “I could have kept from burning him…”

She laughed a little,” You should’ve done more but you controlled yourself that I’m proud of.”

"My temper is awful for me…" She sighed.

She grinned,” And mine isn’t? Hello he’s lucky he wasn’t punched through the wall”

"Hes lucky i didnt turn him to ash."

She grinned,” True he is lucky “

She looked out the window.

She sighed,” Wanna go grab some dinner or order take out from your favorite place to eat????”

themultifandomdorks said: Keira was reading in the living room lazily looking about every so often. She noticed her older sister walk in the room. "Oh. Hey em." She said

themultifandomdorks:

that-one-all-american-girl:

themultifandomdorks:

that-one-all-american-girl:

themultifandomdorks:

that-one-all-american-girl:

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that-one-all-american-girl:

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that-one-all-american-girl:

Emily yawned as she walked to the kitchen,”Sup?”

Keira went back to her book trying to keep calm. She didnt want to hurt anyone if she didnt have to.

The guy got carried out and she shook her head and talked to the agent and nodded as she was handed her money and she rolled her eyes,” Let’s get outta here before anything else happens”

Keira nodded and they left. She sighed softly. “I am sorry.. I kind lost it a bit…”

She shook her head,” No it’s not your fault he harassed the photographer before me and they never did anything and he thought he’d get away with that. Needless to say I broke his career and his face. He can’t sue either because they have cameras in the room so he will get in trouble for his crap” She rubbed Kieras’ shoulder as she drove.

She sighed. “I could have kept from burning him…”

She laughed a little,” You should’ve done more but you controlled yourself that I’m proud of.”

"My temper is awful for me…" She sighed.

She grinned,” And mine isn’t? Hello he’s lucky he wasn’t punched through the wall”

"Hes lucky i didnt turn him to ash."

She grinned,” True he is lucky “